I’ma great big pussy, which is exactly why I need the best dietary supplement money can buy. I know that most people say there’s nothing wrong with using a dietary supplement or multiple dietary supplements if they make you feel better about yourself. But I’m not most people. I say that dietary supplement health is a bunch of nonsense made up for people who are too laxy and sad to jst eat well and get outside every once and a while. I saw a box makred natural dietary supplement in the store. Know what was in it? Sugar and advil. Think an herbal dietary supplement would be better? Think again. Also stupid. The nest weight loss dietary supplement is a little well placed violence. If you don’t manage your vitamins dietary supplement, then you are your own bitch.
Archive for December, 2008
The best dietary supplement for pussies.
Monday, December 8th, 2008The best diet supplement is a kick to the face.
Monday, December 8th, 2008No, seriously, the best diet supplement in all the land is a quick boot to your brainpan. Don’t buy in to diet supplements! You don’t need a diet supplement to feel happy! The words “weight loss diet supplements” might as well translate to “stupid death cookies.” A weight loss diet supplement is nothing more than a cry for help. Your diet and supplements are your business and I’m no diet nutrition supplement expert. I’m just talking common sense. The way I see it you have a choice. Choose a diet pill supplement, or choose your own self-respect. Whatever you do, I don’t care.
I hate xenadrine!
Monday, December 8th, 2008Xenadrine is the stupidest pile of crap I’ve ever seen. If you take xenadrine rfa you are going to feel dumb! The xenadrine rfa 1 will seep into your cerebral cortex and give you cytodyne xenadrine flavored night sweats. Don’t eat the xenadrine ephedra or the xenadrine nrg, either. They will eff you up! If you do buy xenadrine, don’t buy xenadrine rfa, whatever you do! The xenadrine diet is for stupids!
The truth about zca stack.
Monday, December 8th, 2008I read the truth about zca stack in a zca stack review. Normally I don’t trust zca stack reviews, but this one seemed important. It said that you could make zca stack work no matter what your level of physical health. But in order to buy zca stack you should check with your doctor to se if your system can handle it. The zca stack diet sounds cool, but the truth is that it’s kind of dangerous. Can I buy zca stack when they’re lying to people? It’s a good product. In fact, if it weren’t for zca stack, my wife probably wouldn’t be with me. However, can I support a company that’s willing to do anything to get customers?
Alli Walli Doodle
Monday, December 1st, 2008alli pills are pretty neat, who doesn’t want to make a boom boom in their pantaloons? That’s right, nobody! Alli should only be taken if you’re already on a toilet, because that’s where all your fat is going to end up while you’re on your alli weight loss program. alli side effects are fun and afordable, did I say afordable? I meant extremely painful. alli weight loss aid for the win! u got pwnd noob.
Lipo 6 is more than 5
Monday, December 1st, 2008Lipo 6 thinks he’s all that because he’s more than 5, but you know what? He’s right. Nutrex lipo 6 has 6 cars, 6 wives, and 6 STDs. He can even do a Nutrex lipo 6 120 on his snowboard! Nutrex lipo 6 ephedra free is his Kryptonite. Just kidding, that honor goes to really bad music and a negative Lipo 6 review.