Everyone’s heard of energy pills, right? Has anyone heard of an energy pill from the future, though? I didn’t think so. They’re the most effective diet pill, because the future is all advanced and stuff. Diet and energy pills from the present just don’t do the job that effective diet pills from the future do.
Archive for January, 2009
Energy Pills? Alright!
Monday, January 5th, 2009Energy Pill, Yay!
Monday, January 5th, 2009I am just jonesing for energy pills, but not just any energy pill will do. I need the best of everything, that’s just the way I was programed. I need the best energy pill. Not only that, but I need the best diet pill too. If I don’t get these things, I will throw a weight loss energy pill at you.
More Best Energy Pills
Monday, January 5th, 2009I heard that the best energy pills are really cool. It said so in Best Energy Pill Weekly. I’m always struggling to find the best energy diet pills, let alone just energy pills in general. Maybe faster people are buying them up, but the store always seems to be out of diet and energy pills.
Best Energy Pill for Everyone
Monday, January 5th, 2009I only take the best energy pill. All other energy pills are overrated. If I could just live off of potato chips and energy pills, I totally would. I also take an energy diet pill to get of the moobs I got from eating potato chips all day. Weight loss energy pill is also good for getting rid of moobs.